If you experience any of the following symptoms, please click the button below:
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Abnormally itchy ears
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Sudden excessive halitosis
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The desire to create detailed backstories for people you've never met
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Hearing the thoughts of your teddy bear (or any stuffed toys)
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The urge to sleep inside a fridge
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Vivid mental images involving anthropomorphized desserts in suggestive poses
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True love